Christmas Quotes, Jokes & Greetings

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Tis the season to sparkle and spread joy, and what better way to light up the holiday spirit than with a sleighful of Christmas quotes, jolly jokes, and heartwarming greetings? Whether you’re seeking merry musings, or jokes that are snow much fun, we’ve curated a festive collection to make your celebrations merrier and brighter. So grab a cup of hot cocoa, cozy up by the fireplace, and join us in spreading the joy of the season with laughter, love, and the magic that only Christmas can bring.


“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.” -Calvin Coolidge

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Calvin Coolidge

“Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind.”


It’s the most wonderful time of the year

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year


Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." -Buddy The Elf

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Buddy The Elf

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.”


"Christmas is the day that holds all time together." -Alexander Smith

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Alexander Smith

“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”


What kind of music do elves like? Wrap Music.

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What kind of music do elves like?

Wrap Music.


Have a meowy Christmas

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Have A Meowy Christmas


"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone." -Charles M. Schulz

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Charles M. Schulz

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”


Happy Ho-Ho-Holidays!

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Happy Ho-Ho-Holidays!


What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Orna-mints.

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What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?

Orna-mints.


“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.” -Helen Steiner Rice

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Helen Steiner Rice

“Peace on earth will come to stay, when we live Christmas every day.”


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