Thanksgiving Quotes, Jokes, & Greetings

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As the leaves turn to vibrant hues and the aroma of roasting turkey fills the air, it can only mean one thing – Thanksgiving is just around the corner! And what better way to embrace the spirit of this festive occasion than with a feast of Thanksgiving quotes, jokes, and greetings? Whether you’re looking for witty one-liners to share around the table or heartfelt messages to express your gratitude, we’ve gathered a cornucopia of Thanksgiving treasures that’ll spice up your Thanksgiving celebrations!


“Gratitude turns what we have into enough, and more.” -Melody Beattie

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Melody Beattie

“Gratitude turns what we have into enough, and more.”


“What if today, we were grateful for everything?” -Charlie Brown

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Charlie Brown

“What if today, we were grateful for everything?”


Happy Turkey Day!

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Happy Turkey Day!


“Thankfulness is the quickest path to joy.” -Jefferson Bethke

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Jefferson Bethke

“Thankfulness is the quickest path to joy.”


You’re the apple to my pie.

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You’re the apple to my pie


What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.

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What do sweet potatoes wear to bed?

Yammies.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!


“Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot.” -Hausa Proverb

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Hausa Proverb

“Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot.”


“We must find the time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives.” -John F. Kennedy

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John F. Kennedy

“We must find the time to stop and thank the people who make a difference in our lives.”


“Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind.” -Lionel Hampton

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Lionel Hampton

“Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind.”


“If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.” -Meister Eckhart

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Meister Eckhart

“If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.”


“I am grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual.” -Henry David Thoreau

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Henry David Thoreau

“I am grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual.”


"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more." -Oprah Winfrey

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Oprah Winfrey

“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more.”


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